5. The Wish
Cordelia: I wish us into Bizarro Land and you two are still together?
4. Never Kill A Boy On The First Date
Buffy: Even Clark Kent has a job.
3. The Zeppo
Xander: Gee Mr. White, if Clark and Lois get all the good stories, I’ll never be a great reporter.
2. Helpless
Xander: You know, maybe we’re on the wrong track with the whole spell, curse and whammy thing. Maybe what we should be looking for is something like, um, Slayer kryptonite.
Oz: Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills.
Xander: You’re assuming I meant the green kryptonite. I was referring, of course, to the red kryptonite, which drains Superman of his powers.
Oz: Wrong. The gold kryptonite’s the power-sucker. The red kryptonite mutates Superman into some sort of weird…
1. Beneath You
Spike’s changes ‘costumes’ in order to be a better person. He picks a Superman Blue, long-sleeve, really tight shirt